Hey guys…. bored of all this self isolation malarkey? Then why not make your stuck-at-home experience a lot more fun but !
What you need: A few shot glasses, bottles of yummy tequila / zambucca etc
What you have to do? Keep your telly tuned in to daytime telly and every time you hear a catchy Covid-catchphrase like ‘testing’, ‘social distancing’, ‘unprecedented’, ‘NHS’, ‘lockdown’, ‘furlough’, ‘self-isolating’, you must NECK A SHOT. Swig TWO consecutive shots if a government minister says something stupid in a showdown with Piers Morgan!
Best time to play? 6am-10am, during Good Morning Britain and Lorraine – you’ll be legless by 10am.