With 90s pop legend Whigfield headed back to the chart as Sannie, we thought we’d revisit one of her classic videos for shits and giggles. So we randomly chose Sexy Eyes  – her least successful UK release. And blimey, you are in for a treat…

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So here she comes, top ten hits coming out of her ears, screeching into a marina in an open topped sports car. She’s flashy is Whigfield. No more cheap studios for this madam! Now it’s all foreign locations for a megabucks sun-kissed video epic. She’s even had a make over. Why have lank blonde Euro-star locks when you can have some Sonia Evans-style titian curls. Get her!

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Bags in hand, Whiggers struts along the street like she’s Lady Muck, miming along to what has to be the worst of her hits (it made No. 68 in the UK charts!)

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The locals must have heard her coming cos they’ve all bloody scarpered…

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…except for a weird cat woman who tries to palm the Whigster off with some sinister-looking porcelain pussies.

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But our Whigfield hasn’t got time for cheap market tat! Oh no, she’s too busy bopping down the empty streets in a beige trouser suit. And she’s enjoying the freedom of the sleeveless top half so much she can’t stop flapping her snake-like bingo-wings!

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Eventually, she gets bored of pounding the empty streets and decides to head off to a popular cruising spot, where – result! – she finds a bunch of randy sailors.

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Only, if she’s looking for romance, we reckon Whigfield ain’t in luck. Those sailors look like they might be interested only in each other. Poor Whiggers!

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Realising the sailors would be prefer to be sniffing around for sea-men, she ditches the buggers and jumps back in her car, where she finds a case full of those sinister pussies that that mysterious cat woman was trying to flog her.

Er, Whig, we’d be wary getting those cats through customs.

Sannie’s single How Long is out now. Read Whigfield’s interview here