Okay, okay! The much talked about idea of Kylie and Madonna teaming up is one that many a gay man has dreamt about for years.

But is it really the right time for this ‘end of the world’ collab? For one, we still can’t help think Madonna is being super shady at the mo – after all, what does she mean when she keeps saying ‘Kylie, where are you?’

IS MADONNA BEING SHADY ABOUT KYLIE HERE?

But for this monumental team up to happen we would want a song so sensational that if we were run over straight after hearing it, we’d DIE HAPPY!

So, no lacklustre Me Against The Music (the Britney/Madonna mashup) thank you very much. We want something totally out of this world. Something poppy and not too cool and contemporary (ie tuneless).

We would want the best of both of these sensational women. Together, their poptastic make up could provide the world with a song so damn good, there’d be no point in ever writing another song again!

We’re thinking the dream tune would be either a cross between PWL or Light Years Kylie vs Confessions or Like A Prayer Madonna.

SO THIS IS WHAT WE’RE THINKING…..

Something that sounds like a cross between Your Disco Needs You and Hung Up


With perhaps the hint of What Do I Have To Do and Deeper And Deeper.

 

An the winning majesty of Confide In Me and Frozen

Let us know what you’d like them to sound like in the box below.